Can I Come Live With You?

Greetings faithful readers...

I've been called many things in my lifetime: Elvis, the Bass Player, the Video Guy...I could go on. However, the one name that has stuck with me since my very first day on the planet has been Brain. I guess it's because of the flipping of the two middle letters that people make that mistake. That or the fact that the stuff inside the top part of my skull is filled with useless facts, information, and various pieces of inconsequential minutia.

I found this LINK today on the Hammacher Schlemmer website. (Be sure to check out the video on the page) It will run you about 120 bucks..but you can have me [er....Brain] live with you. It's called Brian the Brain and is an incredible piece of technology. However, it hits a little close to home for me. It conjures up useless trivia...is sarcastic...and glows several different colors from his melon. It's spooky how close it is to the real me...

So, if you'd like me to live on your nightstand...or dining room table...or under your tree for Labor Day....part with a Benjamin and 2 Hamiltons and order me..."Brian the Brain".

I guarantee that after 10 minutes with it...you'll send Mindy a sympathy card.

BV