Follow Your Nose

Good evening faithful reader...

Just want to bring to your attention a great supermarket find. The product you see pictured here will cause massive self-doubt. Just place one of these bad boys between your teeth and tongue. You will begin to doubt that anything ever created by the hands of man could be so intoxicatingly delicious. "Do I really have a right to feel this good?" you might ask... "Is there a celebration of great flavor in my mouth?" "Can 2 bucks at Wal-Mart make my bad day melt away?" These are supposed to be used as straws to drink milk through....don't. Eat them straight from the package. Mail some to your mama. She won't believe it either.

Oh yeah, I want an iPhone.

BV